This is one outstanding poem

Poem of the month: Im SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.Im a VIRGIN, so i MUST be prude.im a SKATER, so i MUST be an idiot.I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be very skilled.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be ugly.I'm PLO, so i must have nice eyes, but an ugly ass face.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be a GREEDY.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I MUST BE AN ASSHOLE.I'm an OREGONION, so I MUST hate white people.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm a HICK, so I MUST be 'white trash'.I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST LOVE to drink.im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a skanky slut.I'm a DANCER, So i must be a slut.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emoI'm a WHITEGIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social lifeI'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. ..